- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- him: hi
- me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
Levantarse de noche, ir al baño, observar con panico el pasillo, apagar las luces en velocirraptor mode on, correr, dar un salto ornamental para terminarlo en un clavado en la cama y taparse hasta el apellido con las sabanas para protejerse del homicida psicopata que no se ve, pero sabemos que ahi esta. Siempre esta.
Inseparable ~Together for many more years to come~
The quotes of that film are amazing
IN THE FUTURE...
- Kids: Mom, McFLY's having a concert.
- Me: ...
- Kids: Can we go?
- Me: ...
- Kids: Please?
- Me: ...
- Kids: We love you very much...
- Me: ...
- Kids: We do really great in school. Please let us go.
- Me: ...
- Kids: Please, mom, have mercy on us.
- Me: ...
- Kids: MOMMY, PLEASE, DON'T YOU LOVE US WE'RE NOT EVEN ASKING FOR VIP TICKETS.
- Me: ...
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- ...
- ...
- ...
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- Ask your dad.
- ...
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- Kids: DAD! CAN WE GO TO YOUR CONCERT?
Cuando estoy caminando por la calle y el viento comienza a soplar
Expectativa:
Realidad:
Ese momento en que estas por dormir la siesta y empiezan a llamar todo el mundo por telefono
¿Qué se pusieron de acuerdo, manga de forros?
- Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
- -Oh McGonagall, this is why we love you.
